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Literally. Into a new house.

SOOOO... I ACCIDENTALLY PUT MY TABLET... IN ANOTHER BOX... AND I DON'T KNOW WHERE IT IS NOW...
SO... I WAS THINKING I COULD START DOING ONE-SHOTS OF RANDOM STORIES INVOLVING SPECIES IN ALIN (Again, that world I created. and stuff.)
Because it could cater to all my- ah, er, aha, I mean, /your/ crazy fetishes.
Like... voreanddemonsandmonstersandbigdicksandyaoiandnotponyohgodnotponyandbitingandbdsmand-

AHAHA! so yes.
I am... temporarily limited to writing.
OTL... again.
  • Listening to: All the Disney ever
  • Reading: I HATE YOU ZOEY REDBIRD, Y U NO LOGIC
  • Watching: Youtubers (Uberhaxorsnova, Chaoticmonki)
  • Playing: Starbound
  • Eating: eggs
  • Drinking: mtn dew

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James Vandervelde
Artist | Hobbyist | Literature
Canada
Oh man, where to start.
First off, if you came to my art... page... ssssstuff thing because you got a weird awkward-sounding creepy comment from me, sorry.
I... I'm not very...
I can't social. I mean well, but often I come on waaaay too strong even though I'm just trying to be honest, helpful, and kind.
I'm just not very good at it.

AND NOW TO THE ACTUAL BIO.
I am a 20 year old lesbian.
Ah, well... actually I'm bisexual, but only just. I'm also male identified. Oh boy would I love to trade these chest badonkadonks for a nice pair.
In all seriousness I have so much penis envy it causes me physical pain. Legit, guys.

I also lean heavily toward women as a mixture of shitty experiences with men, finding women more attractive overall, and finding way more attractive women than I do men. (for every three woman I see, i find one that I think is beautiful, but for every 100 men I find one kind of attractive to me.)

I live with :iconanonymous-demon: and her brother/nana/dog.

I am currently unhappily/happily single.

I love to write porn of all kinds. (ALL. KINDS. excluding very, very little. Like MLP. Don't like it at all, but if you like it, whatever, yo. Go nuts, just don't bang any real horses.)
I tend to be a little heterophobic but that might just be me getting butthurt about me being single. aha...

I'm very friendly... on this site, so don't be afraid to chat me up, yo. yoooooooo.

However, I do talk in a strange dialect sometimes so you might find me hard to follow. If you can follow me just fine then, WEW.

You'll probably notice that I don't do a lot of serious drawing. That's due to my laziness and general lack of art skills. I've thought about doing something similar to :iconhumon: 's comics but I'm just so lazy...
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:iconkodyboy555:
KodyBoy555 Featured By Owner May 22, 2015  Student Digital Artist
Do you still do requests?
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OnTopOfTheHill Featured By Owner May 29, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
sorry you have have had bad experience with men, we as a gender can be asses. i personally think women are superior in many ways. also you seem cool.
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Hajaki-Rahakivoni Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Oh, well, thanks. I've seen too many completely moronic women to think either gender is specifically superior. Considering I've recently come out as trans might explain my shitty experience but oh well.
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vanillacoke-disney Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2014  Hobbyist
Thanks for the :+fav:!  I really appreciate it!
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JadeGL Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2013
Hello there. Thanks a TON for all the faves. :wave:
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Hajaki-Rahakivoni Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
yw XD
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DJBoomBase Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
You've been featured! djboombase.deviantart.com/jour...
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Artoveli Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, thanks a lot for stopping by! :wave:
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Hajaki-Rahakivoni Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
yw
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CyberFox Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2013   Artist
hi
I noted ya a request
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